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@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago

On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago
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  • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 months ago

    Damn it.

    And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling adults. I gonna go eat my Kraft mac & cheese.

    • @Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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      5•11 months ago

      Fuckin hell I’m 52 and haven’t had cereal since 1984. I get called a kid by 30/40 year olds that still eat sugar for breakfast 😂

      • @frostysauce@lemmy.world
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        5•11 months ago

        What an odd thing to be proud of.

      • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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        3•11 months ago

        I feel especially called out here… Pop tarts and cereal in the morning. Only thing that changed was fruit juice was swapped out for coffee.

        • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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          1•11 months ago

          Holy sugar spikes.

        • @MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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          Get yourself a danish or something if you’re going to eat dessert for breakfast. Damn kids.

      • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2•11 months ago

        Oatmeal, made with water and a little salt.

        • Didros
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          3•11 months ago

          Melatonin putting humans to sleep since forever. Colorized.

          • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Damn straight.

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