I taught my wife to use WASD+mouse on Final Fantasy XV. Nice and beginner-friendly in the beginning.

These are the things I’m glad I got back then and would get again if they broke, that fit the price category:

• an onion comb for dicing
• shoehorn with a long handle
• 3 stage knife sharpening station
• wireless phone charger (no more fiddling in the dark with the cable)
• magnetic keychain holder (from AntPocket tools)
• Unicorn Beetle Pro phone case and belt holster (if you’re on board with the aesthetic)
• a pair of Klim earbuds (wired, with foam tips)

This is not about a single coworker and a door, but intended as a generic light-hearted roast for everybody who keep ignoring simple signs such as which waste bin is for paper, how to leave a room, etc. Petty? Sure as hell. Being a dick? Wouldn’t say so.

Yes, that’s my conclusion as well. What job doesn’t require any of these?

Don’t forget spending days standing besides a lake.

That the assumedly unique, mysterious and hopefully supernatural ability I’ve had since childhood is actually only extremely rare and is called ear rumbling, and basically consists of a voluntary flexing of the tensor tympani.