Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
I haven’t played it, but maybe Hello Neighbor?
Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
I’m guessing Factorio.
It doesn’t mention losing all sense of time and accidentally playing for 16 hours straight though
I feel like this is well described lmao
Sounds like Subnautica.
After then first sentence I thought: Subnautica! But the rest didn’t fit.
You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
It’s Skyrim, isn’t it?
Oh man that’s… Well done, well done!
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
Points for “sassy robot.” But you could have described it worse. This was the first one I could identify.
Portal?
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
The factory must grow!
Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let’s go explo-YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine’ by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.
Morrowind?
Wow. Would you have got it without “never ravine” or “convict”? I figured it would have been impossible otherwise so I added those in.
Never Ravine actually confused me for a while I thought you were talking about a named location in a game, I even tried looking it up lol. This is also my most favorite game though and I was in the thread specifically looking for someone to mention it.
Haha, awesome. Me too, I almost just gave up trying to think of a concise, funny blurb but then I reconsidered because the game is worth it.
I just added convict+volcanoe and thought Morrowind. It’s been mentioned a few times but I wanted to say:
“After a boating trip, you get some papers from a dude in a bathrobe and now you’re suddenly falling to your death”
Omg this is great. I was trying to figure out how I’d describe this game in the theme of the post, but coming up blank. You nailed it.
Hahaha, thank you so much! I spent a while trying to boil it down to its goofiest fundamentals
I love ‘wacked-out politician in a volcano’, such a wonderful description :D
Haha, thanks
“Fight some rats, die repeatedly”
Incompetent engineer arrives to work late, botches an experiment, and ends up ripping a hole in the universe to a world full of “creatures”. He then mercilessly murders the scared creatures while sabotaging efforts by security forces, and an elderly man in a suit, to resolve the situation.
I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.
Rimworld?
Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics
Team Fortress 2?
That comments a spy!
You take your big sticky balls,rub them all over the world, and show off the results to a your daddy in tights.
Na na, na na na na, na na na Katamari Damacy
Katamari Damacy?
Both Katamari Damacy and We Love Katamari
Keep burning to death over and over again as you desperately try to gather knowledge of previous civilizations in order to save(?) the universe.
Outer Wilds
italian plumber crushing turts
You try to keep smiley faces from turning red until cats inevitably make your game run at 0.2 FPS.
Lol first game that came to mind was Postal 3
Drunken cats will destroy the universe anyways; all universes… Whatever what you do
