You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
Portal?
Points for “sassy robot.” But you could have described it worse. This was the first one I could identify.
italian plumber crushing turts
You’re a disenfranchised spacefaring race perpetually performing an, ultimately, menial task in an extremely hostile and dangerous environment. You only exist to create wealth for the company, at the expense of your health and wellbeing. Personal relationships are fleeting as you only interact with strangers you are randomly teamed up with to complete a job at which the company has neither adequately trained or equipped you to do well. Climbing the social ladder in your community is a function of finding ways to more efficiently extract resources from a ripe planet unable to sufficiently defend itself from your advanced technology.
I don’t think I followed your prompt, but I got carried a way.
Rock and Stone!
To the bone!
Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
I haven’t played it, but maybe Hello Neighbor?
Minecraft? Lol
I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.
Rimworld?
Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door?
That’s right!
Paper Mario?
Hit things with fists so that you can hit them with farming implements later on.
You pull animal-like creatures from their natural habitats to make them fight each other in a way that they somehow consent, in a franchise that systematically weeds out the good ideas from each game while retaining the bad ones.
Experience xenophobia as a lizard-person in a racism simulator
Keep burning to death over and over again as you desperately try to gather knowledge of previous civilizations in order to save(?) the universe.
Outer Wilds
Your parents have a disgusting basement, and crying is an effective weapon against fillicide.
Easy: Binding of Isaac
It would have been easier to just fix the crashed ship than to build a whole factory to make a new one
Just trying to live my life and get with big tiddied Cleopatra. Gandhi comes over and cock blocks me with nukes. That’s all right though, my Giant Death Robot is teabagging Delhi right now while I launch a satellite. - Abe Lincoln
You settle a dispute between two snakes who can’t agree on whether or not to turn off the light. Not as many swamp levels as the sequels.
Dark Souls 1
