And, briefly, weapons outlet

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I could pet 3 isopods

You win a free trip to the Hague

He calls 'em like he sees 'em.

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I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn’t notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

Captain Buck Angel

turns around, secretly reaches into pocket and retrieves a brand new tomato

A-ha! The first tomato grown in space, which I definitely didn’t lose, was here this whole time!

Shame we never got to see the NX-01 with a star drive section

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