i know that in a world i should expect, these people will ultimately be held accountable and will pay for their crimes. i also know that i don’t live in that world, and it’s getting harder and harder every day to keep on doing this dance.

jokes on you, though. he has material substance, and he has eyes. mass surveillance, you rubes!

“fixed point”

part of what makes DW so good imo is the control that the writers get over the entirety of existence. need a new star actor? regeneration! need to explain a plot hole? fixed point! need to destroy the universe again? daleks!

it’s always been a back-and-forth show. some people really hate the new series, and some people really hate the old one. it’s all so funny, and it’s probably a lot of fun to write these shows knowing you’re inevitably going to infuriate some cute group of nerds somewhere

doctor who vs doctor who in a nutshell.

if you know rtd, please don’t suggest a plot involving the doctor in a nut shell. because i’m pretty sure it’s already on the schedule

the jets started, and everyone sounded like a crooner just showed up

LMAO that’s even funnier than i thought it would be!

can anybody find a clip of this? i’ve tried, but all i could find was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve4PRaA5y48

who is the guy with the beard? was he a big saxophone player in the 80s like that Fabio guy?

if you crop and augment the top pic, you could probably make it look like the first time Kirk met Lizzo

this is why people who write time travel stories need proofreaders.

now, they’re nowadays students who travel back to 1998 in a… fridge?

edit - why is eric stoltz here?

students from a local high school in 1998 have somehow discovered a way to travel back in time, and they’re all standing around the spill pretending they’re high

i didn’t downvote you, and i hope people here know that the vote buttons aren’t like buttons here.

i’m only fucking around. playing with ideas. doing what i think people should do in discussion fora.

but trying to play the high ground for using microsoft’s “ai” scam is a new thing to me. all good, though, i hope your prius kisses you back :P

please don’t interpret my sardonic reply as criticism. look on the bright side - your query probably consumed enough energy to power a small home for a while :P

i mean, what’s any different from putting it in quotes and searching on google? other than the possibility that it’ll tell you to eat rocks or something…

one of the upsides to being diagnosed with a disorder is finally getting all the in-jokes :P

did they give you any medication? i was diagnosed at 18 and took ritalin for a while. then i raw-dogged it for a couple of decades and recently got a new prescription for concerta, which is apparently what they changed the name to when ritalin became a bad word. i have to show id and sign a form every month which is wild, and it costs far more than i think it should. i just wish it felt as good for me as it supposedly does for people with normal brains - but at least i’m doing my dishes and laundry again.

everyone has their own advice, so i figure i’ll pop out a small turd of mine. take it or leave it.

there are two Yous: there’s NowYou and FutureYou. they’re bad coworkers who work opposite shifts. NowYou keeps leaving to-do notes for FutureYou, but it just pisses off FutureYou because NowYou didn’t do anything during his own shift except for write the fucking to-do note. the answer is clear to the question: which one is the bad employee?

you are NowYou, obviously. but the real challenge now presents itself. NowYou has pretty much only ever written to-do letters. really good at it now, actually - full of justifications and excuses and resignations - and life for NowYou is actually pretty good when you think about it. and it could only be better, too, if it weren’t for that arrogant prick who hasn’t been introduced yet: PastYou.

PastYou is a fucking loser. can’t even fucking vaccuum the house once it’s started playing minecraft. PastYou is the reason you’re eating saltines because it’s 2am and you fell down a yt rabbit hole and didn’t notice that it was too late to go get some groceries.

NowYou is a pussy

FutureYou is a dick

PastYou is an asshole

To quote Team America:

“See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”

edit - i don’t know if my attributions for the three yous correlates to the others correctly. but whatever, it’s not like i’m getting paid for this shit

yup, and i guess it also makes me one of today’s lucky 10,000 :P

this is now the 3rd time today i’ve seen the term “executive dysfunction” today, and i’ve never seen it before today. i can’t be the only one…

maybe if you fart into a cryogenic chamber right into a pot of liquid nitrogen. then you can heat it up again later and… why am i here again?