He didn’t, he went to Stovokor. He’s about to fistfight Satan for the keys to the utility cupboard.

Last week a teenage store clerk asked if I needed my purchases carried to my car.

I didn’t, because the question caused me to crumble to dusk.

Subscribe.

“Hey kid - how would you like to fulfil a prophecy?”

I forget the guys name,

Werner von Braun. He wasn’t a nazi, but he worked for them because execution by firing squad is a sucky way to go.

why not design a space craft, which more resembles the take-off of an airplane?

Scientists and engineers are working on exactly that, but the tech isn’t ready yet. There would still need to be a rocket stage, but getting to the top of the atmosphere would be safer.

“I was gonna cast an AoE spell but then the paladin ended his turn in an affected square! Cut me some slack!”

C’mon now. Let the Star Wars fans have their day.

Maybe there’s a limit to how big they can build a hole in the ship that leads directly to vacuum.

If not for hot babes in every colour of the rainbow, why even go to space?

Earth Defenders: a game where you control a slow invasion fleet descending towards a planet defended by one ridiculously manoeuvrable ship that hides behind asteroids and picks off your outriders one by one.

Angry Plumber: you’re a gorilla on a date with your human girlfriend at the top of a half-constructed building. A plumber is climbing the scaffolding to hit you with his wrench and kidnap your girlfriend. All you have to defend yourself with is this pile of barrels.

My recent game has been similar. Not because I roll badly, but because the GM is incapable of rolling below a 16.

And I say: if they die, they die. You’re playing digital, you’re not going to run out of character sheets.

I never get tired of reading posts like this one.

I don’t want North-American politics in my gaming.

Please, article writer, be a little more passive-aggressive.

Yes, but it’s okay. I have low expectations.

“He’s sausage, Jim.”

I have never been so fairly and accurately insulted! Shame on you!

Wasn’t Carrie King’s first novel? 🤔

Do you have a NIC that accepts DOS-based drivers or are you surviving without internet on it?

It’s an emoji smurf saluting. Duh.