ummthatguy@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1か月前No, Annie is not oklemmy.worldimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1218arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1215arrow-down1imageNo, Annie is not oklemmy.worldummthatguy@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1か月前message-square32linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1か月前Last week a teenage store clerk asked if I needed my purchases carried to my car. I didn’t, because the question caused me to crumble to dusk.
minus-squarelividweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1か月前Sorry to hear that you’re reaching your sunset years.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1か月前“need? Nah. You want a break from bagging and a quick chat I’m up for it if you are. Grab an empty bag and if anyone asks you’re carrying it for me” then give them double finger guns
Last week a teenage store clerk asked if I needed my purchases carried to my car.
I didn’t, because the question caused me to crumble to dusk.
Sorry to hear that you’re reaching your sunset years.
“need? Nah. You want a break from bagging and a quick chat I’m up for it if you are. Grab an empty bag and if anyone asks you’re carrying it for me” then give them double finger guns