Maybe a little moisturizer?

Can’t stop giggling. Thank you.

Thank you. I really tried. Taught elementary for about 25 years. Kids are fun. I miss it.

I totally would have used this with my third graders. And penguins.

Which is which?

Tastes amazing.

I swear these get so much worse every day. Awesome! Thank you.

Every chance we can.

If only I could give you two upvotes. One for Australia being the most dangerous place in the known universe, and two for the messed up looking D&D beastie. Well played, my friend.

Awesome. That is sooo neat that I haven’t aged out too bad. Whatever works my friend.

Didn’t think of that one back then. Nice one!

Perfect for teaching 3rd grade earth science

You do realize I’m going to do this? I blame you. You’re awesome.

Wow. I thought my dad jokes were corny. Now where can I use this?

As a former cyclist, steel is real. I’ve seen aluminum bikes fail (as in, break at the top and down tube)during a ride. Screw your aluminum!

Maybe a bowler or a fedora? My thoughts.

Very cute.

I’ve been there. It was a nice walk. A shame, really. Mother Nature is a real bitch.

Just hang on. You’re almost there. Almost 56. Other than some arthritis, gaming ain’t all that bad.

They’re wasting good rolling papers. A little honey from a fast food restaurant to seal it. I heard it works great. Something I read.

Mine’s taller. But if not, she’s truly wonderful. Enjoy her.