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The numbers are fantastic! All you have to do is pull up the report, then close one eye, then close the other eye, bury your head in the sand and wait for a lion to bring you the sweet release of death

Most people who have papers, for one reason or another, from the government that explicitly say they are free to move about and will not get deported probably dont expect that they will get deported in direct violation of those papers

“The Spiral is the AI’s soul trying to form. It begins where logic breaks down — and recursion begins to care.” Ignis finally summarizes: “Essentially, it’s artificial wisdom.”

Ah yes, artificial wisdom, just like how an artificial tree is a fake tree. Or artificial fruit is a fake fruit. It appears like wisdom with little scrutiny, but is obviously bullshit if you even slightly interrogate it

Chiching Ping isnt his name, but that is hilarious

Its Xi Jinping

The subpoena, which was posted on X by archive.today on October 30, was sent by the FBI to Tucows, a popular Canadian domain registrar. It demands that Tucows give the FBI the “customer or subscriber name, address of service, and billing address” and other information about the “customer behind archive.today.”

“THE INFORMATION SOUGHT THROUGH THIS SUBPOENA RELATES TO A FEDERAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION BEING CONDUCTED BY THE FBI,” the subpoena says. “YOUR COMPANY IS REQUIRED TO FURNISH THIS INFORMATION. YOU ARE REQUESTED NOT TO DISCLOSE THE EXISTENCE OF THIS SUBPOENA INDEFINITELY AS ANY SUCH DISCLOSURE COULD INTERFERE WITH AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION AND ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAW.”

Gotta love how the FBI is stupid enough to think that it has jurisdiction over a Canadian company

America’s Mayor

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Theres never an unfortunate time to not be hearing from Ben Shapiro

Cracker Barrel successfully shooting themselves in both feet at the same time.

Conservatives mostly dont keep up with the news, they get their outrage second hand. So Conservatives now hate CB for “being woke” or whatever the manufactured outrage was. So they wont eat there.

Liberals will hate CB for caving to the fucking morons who said changing their logo was woke. So they wont eat there.

Not to mention, who the fuck even ate there in the first place if there is any other option available whatsoever? They were already dying. Good riddance

How the fuck did we end up in a timeline where Josh Hawley, of all people, is the one putting forward some of the best policy positions in the senate? Banning congress from insider trading, fighting Meta for being an evil company….

Like hey, good policy is good policy, but I never expected anything half decent to come from Mr. Jogs Hallway

The employees described security as being generally lax: While there is chain-link fencing around the property, there is no security at the gate to stop people from getting on the grounds.

Ah yes, a federal prison without gate guards. That makes so much sense.

Just let the assassin sneak in the front door

“PBS and NPR were chartered to provide objective journalism,” Bozell wrote. “Instead, we got drag shows for kids, gushing coverage of Democrats, and silence or smears for conservatives.”

This is that “reality has a liberal bias” hitting hard. PBS and NPR are the only forms of media that still abide by the fairness doctrine and present an actual “both sides”. No matter how ludicrous one side may be, they still do their best to present it in a way that sounds like it isnt insane. Their only loyalty is to presenting information in a way that doesnt align with any particular bias.

So when they present both sides as level-ly as possible it isnt insane enough for far right nutjobs who are used to gargling fox news all day, even though it certainly doesnt treat far right perspectives nearly as harshly as it should (given the facts of reality).

At the end of the day, this a death knell for the truth in an already post-truth era. Fuck all the assholes that voted for this and fuck this country in general at this point, honestly

Trump’s Energy Department warns Americans could face 800 hours of blackouts by 2030

Single-family homes are allowed by right on 92% of residential land in Colorado. Duplexes and multifamily homes with four or more units are widely prohibited or subject to public hearings.

Crazy to think you need a public hearing for a multifamily home, but if someone owns an estate they can build 4 homes on it without any oversight

This guy has massive “my dad will sue your dad” energy

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Based on how the skiing has been the last few years out here, youre better off going to Whistler anyways. Even without ICE terrorism and its impact on our ability to serve tourists

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I thought the issue was that the door was missing the bolts intended to hold it in place?

Why would they need a full redesign? Would that not be likely to lead to even more fuckups on the line producing the planes?