Still can’t find a job in this economy 'no one wants to work anymore! - I’m paying 2$ less then minimum wage, and I’ll only take 50% of tips! "

It’s been about 10 years for me now.

I audiobooked them.

I wouldn’t have been able to do the first book except it was the only thing to entertain me for 7 hours in a drive.

Got into it obviously.

The whole ‘when humans die they release creativity’ or something. It was a big deal in my mind. I still think of it.

The whole ‘human save states’ was cool. But I legit don’t remember any of the characters from that side of the story. I think they all got fucked up by invasion or something? Greek heros or some thing? Honestly that whole side plot never tickled me right.

Weird seeds that infected people and turned them into immortal bound beings? Fuck yes. Bring it on.

Something about time travel ruins?

A woman who comes back in time to set things up only to be out of time to make up for lost time.

Teleportation murder machines.

Everything else is fuzzy at best.

How’d I do?

Wait until those trolls hear about tamagachies.

The start of the 99% being broken enough to start fighting back and eating the rich and over throwing government and basic utilities.

Then the slow and inevitable collapse of society in general.

Now let’s do it to an industry that deserves it. Cigarettes. Sugar. Opioids.

The reddit posts I saw made it seem WAY more complicated then it was.

It made it seem I was going to have to make dozens of different users. That it was going to be an issue posting to different instances. That I was going to need several programs to talk to eachother…

Mean while. I signed up. Sync told me. ‘hey! You just got lemmy - I already work for that!’ and here I am. Sometime I forget this isn’t reddit.

Seriously. Whatever flyers you want to spread for reddit needs to show how EASY it is to come here.

Speaking of that. Do we lemmings have a dedicated post we can share to redditor who are ready to switch?

I’d have thought that the cylinder part was hallow. But the bottom part was solid. Thus. Seperate your hot beverage from your surface - be it table, hand, lap. No need to hold on to it if it’s not hot on the bottom.

“signs of life show the catastrophe approaching”

Edit: I’m so sorry. I ment to write that in sarcasm font.

Nothing says “we didn’t do it” like threatening to nuke one of the most peaceful countries in the world.

After all the worry about NATO and Russia starting WW3. It would be almost comical if it was India that did it.

Out of curiosity. What countries would back India’s unprecedented surprise nuking of Canada? Or would they just be opening themselves up to being attacked by the entire planet at that point?

Used to be excellent.

Then to many right wing pc corporate rim job loving capitalists got in power and very intentionally ruined the system so they could get their scum sucking pill pushing evil corporate friends to swoop in and save us with their private health care work.

Create a problem and then offer a paid solution to it.

I hope Ford and his crack smoking criminal croonies get the guillotine when the revolution comes.

I think the biggest sub I’m on here is all of 5000. Ouuuu.

Obviously not even 5% of reddit transitioned over. I know a lot of my favourite subs went to discord.

But discord - to my knowledge - doesn’t have a ‘front page’ of subs… Making it hard to find new subs.

The legal system.

After having 3500 dollars worth of stuff stolen by my shit landlord. I went to court. Again And again And again And again.

Not accounting for my time, gas, parking, I spent over 5000.amd even after I “won” I still wound up goj back to court several times because this scum sucking asshole claims to be 100000 in debt to the government.

I hate the legal system more then I hate the guy who stole from me!

It doesn’t wake me up - but it does make me dangerously sleepy later.

Also. Best laxative I have.

Makes sweet treats better thru bitter.

I have read hundreds of books since my ‘discovery’ of audio books about 15 years ago.

I have read books of genres I would never ever be able to physically read.

They have helped save my sanity - possibly my life.

I am a better human now because of them.

I suggest them to everyone.