I watched it last night. I’m still trying to get my head around positive pressure vacuum.

Kinda looks like this Elden Ring boss.

Abby Normal?

You can’t have deoxyribonucleic acid without dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people who have ever come in contact with it have died!

If they’re so smart, why haven’t they invented fire yet hmm?

People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.

But I think that says “average human” and not “average height”.

If this came from a coworker: 😀

If this came from management: 😡

Anybody know what hydrogen and helium say?

What do all of these trees have in common to collectively be called “yew”?

They’re only mammals after all.

Tomorrow

That guy on the left being the size of a crocodile is a terrifying thought.

This reads like “task failed successfully”

Stollen is a type of bread.

Stolen is that other thing.

Just use a dreidel, ya dingus.

For your health.

That’s what I mean though. If they are even somewhat aware of the characters you are borrowing from, they’ll know the NPCs are rip-offs, regardless of a name swap. I feel like you would have to do more than just change their name. Perhaps combining characters to make 1, or modifying character traits so they’re not 1:1.

I suppose it also depends on whether or not your players care about that sort of thing though, and if you as the DM don’t come clean about your shenanigans when caught.

I never mentioned anything about the Dora the Explorer plotlines. That one actually sounds like a pretty good idea. And yes, they should get some from Go, Diego, Go while they’re at it lol.

I don’t understand how cereal box puzzles would translate over to DnD.

I also don’t know about ripping off movie and TV characters and just swapping out the names. I suppose it depends on the character, but I feel like this is the easiest one to tell that it was “stolen”.

Using Pokémon descriptions for monsters is aces though, even if you use the older mons. I think Monster Hunter monsters would also translate over pretty well.

Was it in the year 1910?

My fiance gave me a look when I told her this one.

You know the one.