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Anything but metric!
Justin Beaver
The one from Beavers and Butthead?
Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?
Bigger != taller explicitly
Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver
Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood
This one’s actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German
Tired metric joke
Dam, Justin ‘bout to find out.
Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?
People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.
But I think that says “average human” and not “average height”.
which one did Winona have?
Next the beavers will be saying that they’re bigger than Jesus Christ.
Bóbr kurwa!
THAT is a kurwing bober
Bieber for scale
But could they sing as good as him? Scientists say probably.
They were going to say “bigger than Jesus” but it was deemed too controversial.
Bigger than wrestling!
