I could see Dale as a very misinformed Romulan.
“The federation doesn’t want you to know what they’re up to in the neutral zone, you know… Radioactive tribble farms, android Vulcans, Gorn cloning!”
“Bobby, why are you wearing a girl’s minidress?”
“It’s a Louis Vuitton scant, and it’s unisex. Question: does Troi wear leotards? I don’t know, but the Chief Propane Engineer does!”
Am I the only one who loved the scant? I mean, aside from Boimler.
Unless you’re Scotty.
He’s so tough he can wear a red shirt and actually survive a 5 year mission.
This ship doesn’t use those crystals to run, we run pure premium propane through the injectors. Our nacelles are the cleanest nacelles in the fleet.
And then Hank starts telling the transporter chief that he’s doing everything wrong
That crew ain’t right
“Pocket Tribble!”
My Mason 5000 can beat your “Enterprise” any day of the week!



