More accurate would be:
“Please state the nature of the medical emergency, so I can tell you how wrong you are and we can all move on to my solution.”
“Hey Dr. House, up for some parisses squares in the holodeck?”
“No thanks. I’m a doctor, not a douchebag.”
Those are not mutually exclusive. Specially with House.
Doc, I’m feeling all wibbley wobbly
lupus
Doc Im hallucinating, I see furry creatures on my chocolate bar, it’s Tribbley Toblerone
The only hologram with Vicodin adiction.
If they can program the sensation of drunk into a hologram, why not?
Adds character.
Ah, Starfleet Academy.
Sexual harassment is okay if a woman does it.
Mistakes were made. Par for the course for every series.
your medical emergency is irrelevant
So there is a way to make the doctor more annoying.
