A Klingon dad joke. I’d call it a Worf joke, but this joke is good.
That would require Worf wanting to be a dad.
Meanwhile, during the reception

I would like to DJ for a wedding, do everything like normal, but play a klingon song when it’s time to introduce the maid of honour for her speech. Just loud enough that it gives the nerds a giggle, so that everyone else is annoyed because they think they’re laughing at the maid of honour.
I feel starting a fight at a wedding would honour Kahless.
In Klingon culture, that’s how you start orgies
I feel dumb for laughing so hard at this
“CLEARLY SHE IS THE STRONGEST AMONG THE FEMALES!”
majQa’!
“made of honor” sounds dangerously close to saying that Kahless isn’t the supreme beacon of honor
How so? A table is made of wood, but I wouldn’t call it a tree.






