FYI, it’s ‘Kah-moosh-kha’

"I opposite-of-hate you."

I dont really like star wars, but i absolutely love this meme

That would constitute the offense of stalking, I’m afraid.

Actually I did scream “I love you bro” at my best mate and then burst into tears. Granted I was very drunk at the time, however, I feel that only enhances the Klingon experience.

I give you love. SHOVE IT RIGHT DOWN YOUR FACE.