Here’s some good questions to ask:

What. Is your name? What. Is your quest? What. Is your favorite color? What. Is the capital of Assyria? What. Is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Yes, but you have to place it in Defense position during your main phase.

Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

The hair too!

I think according to canon they get together in the end.

What in blazes is this?!

While not specifically science, my engineering department on board ship started slapping Mechanicus purity seals on our equipment to keep it working.

A bar walks into three guys…

Quantum Mechanics has entered the chat

Your prof is Roger Moore?

I’ve found that folks in high stress jobs often develop peculiar senses of humor. Also a lot of astronauts are ex-military and we also have some unique humor.

You are a bold one.

I dunno Shadowheart, maybe if you had hit that guy with your attack, I wouldn’t be lying here with my guts hanging out.

I made a joke in Chemistry class, but there was no reaction.

Named ours after a bird and funny kid’s song.

Luckiest folks in the human race. Furthest from Trump.

Uh, negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Meh, it works.

latin chanting intensifies

What about the one that has “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…”?