Science conference at a day spa resort:

200 people in bathrobes listening to a lecture

You just have to get sponsored by Epstein and away you go.

I want to write something here about the best conference catering ever, but it would probably dox me, so I won’t.

Deep Fried Memes? I’d visit that!

Don’t know about you, but buffet is a terrible way of eating.

I much prefer those conferences where a meal in a restaurant is offered and then everyone gets drunk and young researchers end up talking about their posters at 4 in the morning in a night club.

You gotta hit up those conferences that have some clinical backing. Straight up chemistry conferences…ehhh. But if there’s a clinical portion, buffets, nice dinners, swag as the youth used to call it.