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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago

snow isn't real

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snow isn't real

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Thank god for global warming fixing this! We’ll achieve normalcy soon enough

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      Too bad nuclear winter will cancel it out.

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        Thus solving the problem once and for all

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          ……but what about….

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      • Odo@lemmy.world
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        “Just like daddy pits in his dwink every morning… and then he gets mad.”

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        That would raise the sea level almost as fast, and probably more than if the polar ice caps just melted on their own. Also didn’t it come from a comet? Last I checked comet ice isn’t the cleanest ice, it’s full of fun stuff like ammonia, cyanide, and formaldehyde.

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          Buzzkill

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          Killjoy

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          Buzzkill

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    Okay, okay, alright, somebody, someone somewhere…

    You have to tell me, how the fuck do they make money from being intentionally stupid?

    How the fuck?

    There’s no way they’re doing this by accident.

    There’s no way they’re actually this stupid.

    There has to be an angle.

    What the fuck is the angle?

    How the fuck are they funding their lives by saying shit like this?

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Garbage in, garbage out

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      Having followers is a path to monetizing new lies against them in the future… best I’ve got.

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      Selling “secret knowledge” to stupid people has always been a profitable grift

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      Apparently twitter has a system where they’ll pay you for posts with a lot of attention, regardless of it’s quality. Pays less than minimum wage but some do it full time anyways.

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      I’m convinced none of these people actually believe this stuff and they just think they are being funny

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    also this map aint 500 years old. That sure looks like north america to me

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    Oh yes, Eastern Brazil was a rusty red plain in the early colonial era

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    My brother in Amerigo Vespucci, there are maps from 500 years ago that show sea serpents on them. Are those real, too?

    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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      Not anymore… 😢

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      They all froze to death from all the snow of course. Geez do you even conspiracy theory bro?

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    The famous red wastes of Brazil.

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    I honestly thought this was a picture of a dirty dinner plate.

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    I see four white rectangles there. If that’s not proof of snow, then I don’t know what to tell you.

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    “Ice? There’s never been any ice! Ice is just a myth.”

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    Man, I cant believe someone left the Antarctic freezer on for 500 years.

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    It also doesn’t melt! They just add it to the ice wall around the ‘known world’ or make ice cream from it

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    Sure. But don’t call me “500 year old map”. #commaSplice

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    To be a winter child in this hot girl summer age, it wounds me!

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    They had to build a really tall ladder to get this view. Quite the project.

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    We all know map making was far superior 500 years ago. Those satellites only messed things up.

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