I think the bigger problem is the female astronauts slonking around the cabin crotch-first

The quote has been misattributed: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/masturbation-in-space-nasa-warning/

if you nut in space will it push you backwards

This website is complete junk.

it’s highly unlikely, fluids stick together and make drops in the air which you can easily see and avoid. and also, come on, women getting accidentally impregnated by sperm floating through the air is even less likely that women getting accidentally impregnated by sperm swimming in the water of the public swimming pool …

Wasn’t that a joke from some comedian?

I know this is science memes, but this is just straight up bullshit repackaged with a clickbait title

I thought you were dead, but nice try, Kellogg

This is certified misinformation. Here’s the fact check destroying it.

NASA scientists says-

Shouldn’t it be “NASA scientist says-” or “NASA scientists say-”

I’m dyslexic and not native English speaker so I’m not sure. But it sounds weird when I say it in my head.

Than about the other thing: the subject. Doctors say it’s necessary to ejaculated at least once a week to lower the chance of prostate cancer. Also, not doing anything about being horny is fucked up. I’m wearing a catheter for 4 weeks (one and half weeks to go) and it sucks so bad. Every woman I see makes me horny now, whenever I see something sexy like a bikini in a commercial or 2 people kissing during a show, I get a woodie, which hurts because I had surgery on my eurethra. Every night, the entire night, I have a woodie. I know, because the pain it causes keeps me awake. The longer the horniness is cropped up, the worse it gets. I know astronauts didn’t have surgery down there, but not jurking off makes many men bombs of cropped up horniness. It can also affect concentration and performance of tasks. Men need their relief. As do women.

So, NASA scientists, why don’t you invent a seed killing, particle capturing jerkoff sock for astronauts. It sounds stupid but it’s oh so important.

Edit: about the Grammer, I was right.

Also, what a slop website.

We might soon have a drug that stops sperm production. That would be welcome news for space gooners.

Edit: I just wanted to say “space gooner”.

That reads as “male astronauts should not mastrubate in space”. So it’s absolutely fine for a female astronaut to rub one out. It’s not like she’s going to be ejecting eggs all over the place. Think of THAT OnlyFans.

Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

New fetish unlocked

I’m not looking to have a baby, but I gotta admit that if I were an astronaut and the one-in-a-million chance of getting impregnated by floating sperm happened, that’d be incredible. I’d have the first baby conceived in space! What a cool story to have in a family’s lore.

Of course, that’s provided it survives the rest of the trip.

This is garbage

when you nut, it push you backwards