Nanograms / gram.
So just eat about 1 million potatoes daily.
Challenge accepted 😋
Potatoes are also one of the few foods you can live almost entirely on. If you eat the skin. They have about everything you need, unlike all other staple foods. The problem is you need a lot of them, and they get weird if they freeze. But you could dry them.
Peruvians used to smash them on the rocks and freeze dry them in the cold Andean air to preserve them for the winters up there above 10k feet.
I first believed a “potato tuber” to be something similar to a v-tuber, but it’s a potato.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a pharmacy.
Boil 'em . . . mash 'em . . . shove 'em up your ass . . . PO-TAY-TOES!
Not that kind of plug, NutWrench
Potato tubers, YouTubers who talk about potatoes a lot.
“What’s up you guys? This is Tater-Todd and welcome to my four hour deep dive into the Disturbing History of the Yukon Gold Potato…”
… this may or may not have been my first thought
This might be pro-potato propaganda from big potato to drive up demand after the potato market crash in Europe. I’m gonna make mash with mine.
Big Potato is my favorite rapper
TIL that I’m growing Ativan in my garden this year.
I’ll just mention that in Italy the word for potato is also used to refer to pussy.
Well now I have to see some Italian pussy
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
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You’re welcome.
They aren’t doing their job. Guess I need to up my dose.
I read potatoe tuber and assumed.
Good thing I made potato soup yesterday.







