Will ICE be waiting for them?

What’s the worst that could happen?

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a pharmacy.

At least the schools aren’t teaching WOKE. Priorities. /s

My boss gave me a RTO, so I retired. Union Yes, Baby!

"You’re a SMEEEE—”

In the United States, that’s a hundred years away. Coal and oil are king. Dear Leader has spoken.

Uh, listen Bro. All that sushi i ate before? Just a misunderstanding, right?

Woke fake news! Real Americans know Gawd ‘n’ Jeezus made the universe as-is, 6000 years ago, and all humanity came from two white people!

After I retire, the college website will be switched from Drupal, which uses MySQL in a civilized fashion, to Modern Campus, which uses Excel. I don’t envy the person who will take over from me.