Remove the text from the first picture and swap the order of pics. It makes the joke better.
Edit:
Cardassian bathroom:
Man, if I ever become an employer, this is how I’m gonna do job interviews.
“so what would you say is your greatest weakness”
*plop*
Hemorrhoids
OK. Your work name shall be Hemmy
Oh. Oh gods. Hemmer was a nickname not a name.
someone twisted the knob to “poop with friends” and snapped the damn thing off!
Where I grew up for some reason when they turned the junior high bathroom into the senior bathroom this is what they did. Thankfully they had new walls up before the end of the semester but it was weird.
let that sink in
I thought I was a monster for always just going to the first available.
In a nearly full bathroom my bosses bosses boss did that at the conference for just our company, while continuing his phone conversation that was clearly work related as he held the phone to his ear. Then left without washing his hands.
I’m not a monster, not even close.
Except when there’s a line, even then the 6’2" dude will use the ADA Urinal
Fuck this I’m just pissing my pants
