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Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.
well at least that smoothie will have a stir bar to mix it up…
> bites victim
> injects stir bars through fangs
> drag them back to my lair
> throw onto the stir-floor
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup
> take napToday was a good day.
Ah, so this is what they mean about PIs cannibalising graduate students.
Please tell me these are cocaine condoms and not actual stir bars like I thought when I first woke up and saw this
- those are huge stir bars
- my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱
Children eat weird stuff
Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars.
Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably.
My guess was backseat of car. Parent has lab supplies back there, including a few 10-pack boxes of these, which also work as an improvised distraction/toy just like rare earth magnets or monkeys in a barrel. Unfortunately they weren’t checking rear view mirror because work it’s stressful, so kid put quite a few down without their knowledge. They didn’t even notice until day 2 migration to large intestine and rectum. This parent is overworked and under-appreciated and I’m so glad I’m not responsible for children.
to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious
Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you’re mixing stuff, right?
I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn’t a great name for a protein bar, but it’s not the worst.
I’m stealing this idea fyi. Science themed energy bars.
Mmm magnets.
Whoa, that’s way too many magnets. You’re only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don’t impede the passage of food
What are you, the waste container?
Put 'em on the spinner!
