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It is cute when they curl up into a ball.
I mean, exactly half of those are actually true.
“All corners of the globe” and “pre-date the ice age”, obviously, but what’s number three?
The navigation, technically. Building a compass and using it.
No I know a lesbian who can feel magnetic north with her eyes closed (she has some kind of electric implant)
she has some kind of electric implant
Yeeeaaaah, that’s where she got it from. Absolutely, definitely
[They’re onto us, girls. Meet me at the usual.]
That wasn’t even one of my guesses, but it makes sense. Flood raft and danger pheromones were my guesses.
any female born after 1983 can’t cook… all they know is leaf litter, curl they shells up, scuttling, lay eggs, eat rotten plant matter and lie
Eat hot rotten plant matter and lie
Fun fact: woodlice are terrestrial isopods, meaning they share a class (Malacostraca, the second-largest crustacean class after Insecta) with the decapods like crabs, shrimp, etc. Orders Isopoda and Decapoda are far away within the class, but they’re still in there!
Edit: Wait, fuck, is that one girls?
Girls will have armor plating and have 14 legs
New Halloween group costume idea
… Go on…
We call 'em Rolly-Pollies where I’m from. Much better name.
