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Looks, there has gotta be a divide by zero in there somewhere, but I can’t find it.
But if I divide by less, Cheese = more/less cheese Which seems legit
RENORMALIZE YOUR CHEESE!
RENORMALIZE YOUR CHEESE!
RENORMALIZE YOUR CHEESE!Sweep your Infinity Cheese Infinities
under the Persian rug!
Im bored and tired, so im going to write my reasoning out as I attempt to fall asleep.
More cheese = more holes
More cheese (volune) = more holes (volume)
More holes (percentage) = less cheese (percentage)
This cheese is refering yo the material, where the first is referring to the object. Different variables entirely. The first is a group that explicitly includes holes, while the latter explicitly doesn’t.
More cheese (volume) = less cheese (percentage)
Idk man im tired.
its because the meme sneakily saying more holes (volume) = more holes (percentage), then using transitivity of equality. This equality isn’t allowed since the units doesn’t match.
Cheese is parceled out by weight, so holes are irrelevant.
No cat has 5 legs, but a cat has 4 legs more than no cat, so a cat has 9 legs
Cat has 9 legs and 9 lives, 1 leg per life. Human has 2 legs. Humans have 2 lives
There’s these “ontological arguments”, which are basically folks trying to prove the existence of a god by reasoning with pure logic, so without relying on evidence. And they all sound like that. 🫠
One of the classics goes roughly like this:
- There is good and bad. (Which is one hell of an axiom.)
- A creature can exist which unifies all good properties. (Yet another hell of an axiom.)
- Because this creature has all these good properties, it would be even gooder, if it did exist.
- Since this creature unifies all good properties and its existence is itself a good property, it therefore must exist.
These arguments are also always funny, because the same logic can be used to “prove” all kinds of things. For example, a perfect island can exist, therefore it must exist. 🙃
As far as I can tell, the arguments don’t actually get better over time either, but rather just more convoluted, to make it less obvious how silly they are…Dude is tapping into Cantor’s infinite empty set and doesn’t know it!
Emmental can go fuck themselves. Appenzell makes superior cheese.
Not surprising coming from a cat, not its field of expertise. Ask a mouse and it will explain you the difference between intensive and extensive properties of the cheese.
yes cat, cheese with holes is less cheese than cheese without holes of the same dimensions ( you know what i mean lemmy)
