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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 months ago

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Trust nothing

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 months ago
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    Wizard: “I cast detect on the bowl.”

    DM: “it’s a bowl.”

    Wizard: “I cast detect on the chair.”

    DM: “It’s a chair.”

    Wizard: “Fine, I eat the chowder.”

    DM: “The spoon is a mimic. It latches onto your face and causes 35 points of damage.”

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    Did not roll perception check ; the chowder was bad and will hit the intestines in a few hours during the dungeon delving.

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    Silly player, the bowl is the mimic.

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    Ah yes, like The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. A classic.

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      That happened to my buddy Eric

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    The cursed item was the chair you sat upon when you ate the soup, fool!

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    If Detect Evil and Good detects creature type then sure, maybe Detect Magic detects chowder.

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    IT’S CHOWDAH YOU IDIOT!

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      Showwdair!

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    What school of cuisine is the chowder?

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