They have much room in the forest to explore

Damn you

For the uninitiated

Maybe they’re thinking of witch sight.

Witch Sight

Source: Player’s Handbook

Prerequisite: 15th level

You can see the true form of any shapechanger or creature concealed by illusion or transmutation magic while the creature is within 30 feet of you and within line of sight.

Or more likely, it’s a DnD meme, they probably didn’t read the description.

There’s repelling blast too

And the +CHA applies to each blast, rather than just once.

It depends because official magic item prices are vague and bad, but Sane Magic Item Pricing has items that go up to 165,000gp and considers the staff of the magi too powerful to price.

Considerably more given you’ll generally use it on a bad roll.

That Venn diagram is a circle.

“Not if I cast shield”

-My level 20 warforged armour dipped wizard, in a game where the DM was quite generous with magic items

The only way to write a perfect metaphor is to not write a metaphor.

The flameboyants.

That’s like an entire region’s supply of 5th-level characters.

And they’re paladins, so they have to be 9th level redemption paladins.

Someone played a halfling as a kender.

These are about as useful as a Tumblr DNI.

Do you need more of a plan than bikini goblins?

Remember, total darkness is -5 to passive perception even if you have darkvision.

Fun fact: Celts were originally central European, but the British Isles and Brittany were the only places Celtic culture survived the Romans.

Does anyone actually run it that way though?

IT’S CHOWDAH YOU IDIOT!

Imagine if strength was +damage and carry per level.

With extra attack it is.