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sturger@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

FedEx and UPS are merging. The new company will be named "Fed-Up"

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FedEx and UPS are merging. The new company will be named "Fed-Up"

sturger@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    My wife and I kicked around some alternatives and settled on UPSEx

    “It’ll come overnight.”

  • Clasm@ttrpg.network
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    7 months ago

    If FedEx is short for Federal Express, and UPS is short for United Postal Service

    Does anyone know what DHL is short for?

    My best guess is Dyslexic Letter Handlers!

  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    If pay to see this!

    Great work, op

  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Their retail branch will be Ex-S

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