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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 months ago

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Armadillos! …

    … versus! …

    Feral Hogs!

    F I G H T !

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      Hogs no diff that and then learn enough tool use to take the akimbo AR-15s from our corpses

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        mild confusion, followed by"YEEHAW!!", followed by excited aerial gunfire

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    ICE is going to take care of it

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Leprosy is back on the menu, baby

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    I wouldn’t worry too much; they don’t have thumbs, so flying a jet may turn into an unexpected challenge hehehe.

    • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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      Hmm… do you actually need thumbs to fly a modern commercial jet?

      • Canadian_Cabinet @lemmy.ca
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        I would say yes, in order to have a sufficient grip on the stick/yoke

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          Cookie has a point though… I’m really worried now.

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      Musk wants to install his neuralink thing in them so they can fly that way. No thumbs needed.

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    Southern Florida shows us that the only way to defeat them is with alligators.

    “We know how to take them out, General. Spread the word.”

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      Um, no, that’s just the part of Florida that the animals can tell will be under water soon.

      Well, ok yeah, alligators would then be a problem.

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    There is exactly one and it is that giant one in the picture. He is surveying new potential lands to extend his power.

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    Reminder: do not eat those.

    You’ve been warned.

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      I’m gonna.

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    Possum on the half shell. Dillo power!

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      Teenage Mutant Arma-dillos

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    Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently

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      Professionals have standards, they saw Florida and said no thanks.

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    I’m trying to figure out how they’re supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?

    Edit: Urgh, I just realized there’s probably some evil bastards out there who’d smuggle armadillo babies in their pants.

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    As an invasive species what harm do they cause?

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    I’ve seen them very rarely in metro Atlanta.

    Which means they’ve reached Hartsfield International Airport, and we’re all even more screwed.

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    Soon we will rule the Tri-State Area!!!

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    This is a message from big boar to distract you from who’s really taking over.

    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkJemc4T5NYZRH_2kTRBKeYVf6mmx0lQK

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    I’m calling it now: the 9-banded armadillo will be adopted as Canada’s mascot in the next decade, after they become the main species in the Canadian deserts.

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