Armadillos! …
… versus! …
Feral Hogs!

F I G H T !
Hogs no diff that and then learn enough tool use to take the akimbo AR-15s from our corpses
mild confusion, followed by"YEEHAW!!", followed by excited aerial gunfire

ICE is going to take care of it
Leprosy is back on the menu, baby
I wouldn’t worry too much; they don’t have thumbs, so flying a jet may turn into an unexpected challenge hehehe.
Hmm… do you actually need thumbs to fly a modern commercial jet?
I would say yes, in order to have a sufficient grip on the stick/yoke
Cookie has a point though… I’m really worried now.
Musk wants to install his neuralink thing in them so they can fly that way. No thumbs needed.
Southern Florida shows us that the only way to defeat them is with alligators.
“We know how to take them out, General. Spread the word.”
Um, no, that’s just the part of Florida that the animals can tell will be under water soon.
Well, ok yeah, alligators would then be a problem.
There is exactly one and it is that giant one in the picture. He is surveying new potential lands to extend his power.
Reminder: do not eat those.
You’ve been warned.
I’m gonna.
Possum on the half shell. Dillo power!
Teenage Mutant Arma-dillos
Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently
Professionals have standards, they saw Florida and said no thanks.
I’m trying to figure out how they’re supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?
Edit: Urgh, I just realized there’s probably some evil bastards out there who’d smuggle armadillo babies in their pants.
As an invasive species what harm do they cause?
I’ve seen them very rarely in metro Atlanta.
Which means they’ve reached Hartsfield International Airport, and we’re all even more screwed.
Soon we will rule the Tri-State Area!!!
This is a message from big boar to distract you from who’s really taking over.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkJemc4T5NYZRH_2kTRBKeYVf6mmx0lQK
I’m calling it now: the 9-banded armadillo will be adopted as Canada’s mascot in the next decade, after they become the main species in the Canadian deserts.










