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IT people hate computers.
Correction: IT people hate printers.
Correction: printers hate people.
As a non-IT person, fuck HP in particular.
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
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FUCK PRINTERS
*ZIP*
IT people hate other people using a computer
I hate my computer as well. That’s why I have to modify it to something completely different before I am able to use it for basic text editing.
I AM TALKING TO YOU EMACS PUT YOUR BACKUPS SOMEWHERE ELSE BY DEFAULT ALREADY I USE GIT
I’m an IT person and I like computers, as long as they’ve never been turned on and they stay that way.
This absolutely applies to me. I’m so sick of computers and software and security and subscriptions and vendors. I just want my own animal sanctuary with chickens and otters and baby goats god dammit!
Many IT people love computers. They hate computers that other people use.
CS people hate the printer
…and a lot of them hate the end-user, too. Why must we involve people in the whole computer thing? Isn’t an abacus and a box of crayons enough?
Bold of you to assume the end user can handle crayons
I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.
Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much
CSIT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconception…which, in and of itself, is sad as hell because one of the course requirements (at least when I was working on my CS degree) was Operating System Concepts & Design.
Well that is accurate…
Photo editors hate:
Some of this is absurd, but I feel like a lot of it is tongue-in-cheek stuff or just “let’s see how far we can push things into ridiculousness before your grandma notices that something’s off”.
Firemen hate pedophiles
Teachers hate pedophiles
Doctors hate pedophiles
Lawyers hate pedophiles
Liberals hate pedophiles
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Independents hate pedophiles
Where’s the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you’re on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?
Conservatives hate pedophiles
I wish this was really a blanket rule.
We can put “most” in front of all of these categories. Acting like there are no liberal or independent ones is the equivalent of enabling them. Put them all in prison no matter what political affiliation.
It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Unless it’s their own, then “he’s saving a young girl from extreme poverty”/“she’s teaching a lucky boy a special lesson”/“was a human after all, no one is perfect”.
Shitlibs that pretend Bill Clinton and Joe Biden aren’t pedos give me a fucking headache. Also Bill Gates and Alan Dershowitz.
I haven’t seen anything related to Biden, but I haven’t heard a single person, on any side if any aisle, defending Clinton. It’s always just seemed like a failed “gotcha” attempt on the right, because most everyone to the left of “I’ll vote for anything with an R next to their name” would have no issue throwing offenders from their own side in jail along with the others.
Shitlibs that pretend Bill Clinton and Joe Biden aren’t pedos
This guy loves wild, unsubstantiated claims.
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Do they?
Yeah, because they are hebephiles and the pedoes defile the kid before they can.
From what we’re seeing in the US, pedophiles hate pedophiles… at least publicity.
Like bitjunkie said:
It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays
Looks like you got downvoted by 9 pedophiles
Where’s the fucking list Donny?
So, we’re positive there’s a secret list now instead of a wild claim out of the right-wing conspiracy hole that Donny played up to undermine the establishment & bolster MAGA votes like the press has been saying months ago?
I understand it’s a convenient weapon to turn against Donny, and it’d be funny if his coalition imploded over an unsatisfiable demand he campaigned on, but they’re not here on lemmy, so why is this here?
*child molesters. Many (if not most) who sexually abuse children are not sexually attracted to children. Many who are sexually attracted to children do not abuse children.
EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.
and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.
Also, actual butt plugs. Yes, they can and they will slip inside to the point you can’t get them out.
ALWAYS USE A FLAIRED BASE. Ideally a very wide flaired base.
very important lol
You ever realize that a guy is the flaired base to his penis?
The real life pro tip, in the replies as always
Flair: the 32 pins and badges at TGIFriendly’s
Flare: a widening at the base
Ah, thank you I missed that :)
Reminded me of this post: https://lemmy.world/post/34770628
Do the floor rugs trip people?
And post-shit stand ups.
Potty humour?
Aneurisms
and those huge mirrors thar you just leaning against the wall
sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.
This brought to mind a collection of asshole admin stories from the early internet. With a bit of googling, it was The Bastard Operator From Hell. God, I haven’t thought of those since the 90s. I can’t believe I could even recall something like that.
Anyway, fuck users.
They are still ongoing!
That thing spawned so many fucking great memes before they were even widely called that
I just referred to the BOFH in class last week.
… Nobody caught the reference but it made me happy.
Hear hear
Death Star structural engineers hate the waste management guys
Psychoanalysts hate those blotchy black & white images of my mother’s pussy giving birth to my father who is wielding a knife with my name written along the hilt. “Stop bringing these fucking drawings in here!” she yells. God forbid a man have hobbies.
😶
This was just calculatingly unhinged
You’re fascinating.
Going through your profile, I just had to upvote your comments.
Ents also hate Orcs
Who downvoted you? Saruman himself?
It legit took me longer than it should have to realize it wasn’t talking about the tree people.
Software devs hate users
Software devs also hate UX/UI Designers.
And Product Owners.
And Scrum Masters.
And Software Architects.
And Security/Compliance Managers.
And QA Testers.
And worst of all… Software devs.Software devs also hate UX/UI Designers.
I would never be able to explain coherently the difference between UX and UI people. I’ve only worked for one company that even had a UX guy on staff. He was paid an insane amount of money (close to half a mil per year) and as far as I could tell did absolutely nothing except insist that certain procedures be followed rigorously. He never designed anything at all himself.
He was the only coworker I’ve ever had who ended up refusing to speak to me or even acknowledging my existence. This came about because I wrote a TV Guide-type app for Blackberry which our client loved and insisted on having added to their corporate app. The UX guy insisted that no app could be produced unless it was preceded by a formal design document, so he was forced into the situation of having to produce a design document for an app that had already been written, which completely broke his brain. Or rather, he was forced into ordering someone else to do this, since as I mentioned he never actually did anything himself.
He eventually left because he got a job offer for way more money lol. I guess I shouldn’t make fun of somebody who had the system figured out far better than me.
I thiiiink the thing with UX is that they consider overall usability and click paths, while UI is more down in the reeds and looks at more specific things like alignment, design language and color choices. The line between seems pretty blurry though, and how it works in practice probably differs widely between companies.
A good UX/UI team can make or break a project. As a Frontend-focused software dev, that kinda hurts admitting. It’s just always very frustrating to deal with them, because designers are specialized in design. So they neither know about technical limitations that make trivial seeming things hard (like conditionally changing a buttons color based on server state) but they also don’t know about technical “freebies” that the libraries we use give us (like just telling a component that they can overflow and render things wherever you want in ways that Figma would never allow you to design). So talking to them is hard, which leads to a spiral of never talking to them, fucking up the UX, and then dodging them while they try to get the UX fixed. That just sucks for everyone involved.
Hating the Design Team is apparently such a universal experience that Josh W Comeau has a great article on it. Really worth the 15min read, if you want to improve your relationship with the design team!
like just telling a component that they can overflow and render things wherever you want in ways that Figma would never allow you to design
This is probably the one reason I hate designers the most. My personal biggest gripe about mobile apps (and desktop apps for that matter) is when there is plenty of screen space available to show a long piece of text (like the name of a song or movie, for example) but the allocated display area is small and the text is just truncated with ellipses. I had the experience more than once of being handed a design like this and simply modifying it to flow and allow full display of the text although this made the height of the element variable (usually not even requiring any special code or library, just HTML which handles this automatically). The designers always objected to this modification and insisted that it be removed, and the managers always backed them up on the grounds that my modification would take too long to implement - even though it had already been implemented (trivially) and would take even more time to remove.
That is to say, the designers always objected when I was foolish enough to mention that I’d done it. I did eventually learn that lesson.
I would never be able to explain coherently the difference between UX and UI people.
In theory, UX deals with the psychology behind it: What do people want that our product can provide? Does our product communicate that it can do so? Do people understand how to use the product? Does the product guide them through usage helpfully? Are they satisfied with the result?
Perhaps most nebulously: How do they feel before, while and after using the product, independent of the product itself, and how does that impact their experience? For instance, if you’re buying a train ticket, you might already be stressed and annoyed, so you’ll have less patience.
Source: My wife, who had UX as the focus of her undergrad.
In practice, a lot of people are like you in that they don’t really know or grasp the field, particularly managers who aren’t qualified to make the hiring decisions they do and accordingly there’s always gonna be people capitalising on that ambiguity and grifting their way to a cushy “I’m important and get to have a say, so pay me well” job.
And themselves from a month ago…
… when they said to themselves "This little piece of code is fine, I don’t need to change it now. I’ll just refactor it later. "
Sysadmins hate computers.
Sysadmins hate node_modules/
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And technology. That’s why they all fantasize about living on farms
Some of us are real go-getters and realize we can bring the farm to us long before we retire! I am currently typing this on my Linux couch computer wearing lightweight clothes with literal dirt smeared on them, on a dinner break before I return to the back yard and continue today’s construction project. Sometimes being a “farmer” also means becoming a carpenter!
Granted, it works much better for the suburban homeowner than anybody living in a city and/or an apartment.
And when I refer to myself as a “farmer,” all my animals are family pets cared for as a hobby. There is 0% business plan. Well, probably negative %. When we have too many animals (usually too many fish in the pond) we give them away for free!
Count another one for the sysadmin building a homestead in the forest while also building platforms for evil corpos from home.
I also have no intent of ever turning my farm into any kind of income. But it is definitely worth all of the extra work to spend any breaks sitting outside surrounded by animals, trees, water and sky.
That does sound nice, but in writing this from my work from home location right near to the beach. But my second choice would be someplace with a lot of woods and some good star gazing.
ENTs hate Q-tips?!
That doesn’t make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.
HROOOM
Glass manufacturers hate bubbles.
A lot.
So do economists!
every time i pick a different direction in my career, Donald Trump personally brings about that industry’s ruin
Have you considered a job in the military-industrial complex, or maybe at a hedge fund?
Instructions unclear now I’m having an affair with Pete Hegseth.
He would just use you be looking at himself in the mirror while flexing the entire time.
WW3 and having to suck up to racist pedophiles, those are already on the chopping block
WW3, and you can bet I’ll be sucking up the remains of racist pedophiles. With a wet/dry shopvac.
Inefficient.
Corpses should be put through a rotary macerator and then composted.
- Emergency Medicine: Alcohol and/or fireworks
- Family Medicine: Wellness influencers
- Surgery: Pre-op NSAIDs (eg ibuprofen)
- Pediatrics: RFK Jr
Epidemiology too for RFK.
Oh, I forgot for OB/Gyn: GOOP and “Natural Birth Midwives”
We all hate RFK, except Ortho. Those guys seem to like stupid $&#(.
Funeral Homes hate the Government.
They are incredibly rude to the families receiving financial assistance, it takes 3 months for them to pay us, and did you know that if you don’t have a will they cut your step-children out of the process entirely?
We had one gentleman in our care whose only living family was his step-daughter. Because there were no blood relatives and no will the Public Guardian took control of his disposition and the step-daughter had no say in anything that happened with him. Wasn’t allowed to keep a portion of the ashes, the Funeral Director had to fight just to allow the step-daughter a brief final visitation.
This is also true for children under 18. Your 17 year old child has no say in your disposition if you have no other living relatives.
Have a will people, if for no other reason than to allow your loved ones to decide how they will grieve rather than some indifferent bureaucrat.
Which country is this?
Canada
It never occurred to me that a government would pay a funeral home, but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense for a government to collectively pay for the disposal of human remains, since everyone needs it, and it can’t be abused.
Not everyone is eligible, but if the family has no money to pay for it the government pays for basic services. If the family has funds available they have to pay but I believe they get reimbursed for some amount.
