“Also, one of my officers is a retired terrorist who still behaves like a terrorist most of the time, and another officer is a full-time terrorist (and also not an officer).”
And then there’s the tailor… the less said, the better.
(Psst, that’s the not-an-officer.)
Aware, just building on.
It’s insidious!
Is he also a terrorist?
He’s also a well renowned gardener… and totally not a former black-ops operative.
“And then there’s the time my officer took a vacation on planet vacation, and decided to do a terrorism.”
I have been trying to find the one of these where he’s a pony for so long
And one of them dabbled in it because he’s kind of a prude.
Based take from Gabriel Bell.
Gabriel Bell pumps his shotgun in response
“as a treat”
Kira fucking loved coaching the Cardassians and storming the citadel with Damar
Damar: How do we combat the Dominion
Kira: I’ll gladly explain, step by step, how we kicked your lizard-ass off our planet
And that’s why Ensign Ro never got promoted…
That’s okay, she got to be an Admiral in another universe!
Can you imagine if Ro and Kim had a baby? It’d never be promoted past cadet
“Sometimes war requires you to terrorise the terrorists” Captain Sisko, probably.
So, like, in that episode where there’s some assholes showing up to pyroform that planet with the “illegal” colonists…. And Data uses that hand phaser to nuke an aqueduct.
Sisko: As long as you terrorize while wearing your uniform, it’s okay!
Counterpoint to Sisko: Javier, the Marquis sympathizer. Sisko went after Javier like he had killed half of all DS9.
HE BETRAYED HIS UNIFORM
But he was a damned hero king in Krull!
Isn’t that the kind of thing poisoning the atmosphere of several planets would be called?
That sounds like the kind of thing Maquis scum would say
Eddington was Valjean to Sisko’s Javier, not Javier himself.
Which is exactly what Eddington wanted!
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