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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 2 months ago

beaver girls rise

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beaver girls rise

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  • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    46•2 months ago

    We owe it all to fungus girls

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      24•2 months ago

      Those are the girls you put a ring on.

      • I Cast Fist
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        11•2 months ago

        Every breath I take reminds me of them

        • LongLive
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          8•2 months ago

          Black mold spores from inside your bronchi
          Hi

          • I Cast Fist
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            6•2 months ago

            You’re breathtaking!

    • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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      8•2 months ago

      You think there are multiple fungirls, but is really just one very large fungirl and the fungirls you see are just their reproductive organs.

    • @BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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      12•2 months ago

      Do you mean fungals?

  • @Nikls94@lemmy.world
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    15•2 months ago

    Crab girl (tastes like crab, looks like girl) and lizard woman (one of our reptilian overlords), here to take over the world.

    • @frostysauce@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      I’m absolutely rolling at, “Tastes like crab, looks like girl.”

    • I Cast Fist
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      4•2 months ago

      Now that’s a superheroine duo I’d want to read/watch

  • @Routhinator@startrek.website
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    8•2 months ago

    So, Canadian chicks?

  • @sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    well, I’m doing my part by feeding the roving hoarde of feral catgirls that show up every couple of nights.

    oddly, they … don’t seem to really go for normal cat food.

    I’ve found that a crushed up mix of ramen packets and pocky works well, mix it with either tuna or chicken.

    Also, they scream at me now if I just give them water… I gave them some boba tea once, and now it seems to be a requirement, they’ll start clawing each other if it isn’t present.

  • @ickplant@lemmy.world
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    9•2 months ago

    Does being the mod of the beaver community count? I guess I’m a beaver girl.

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      13•2 months ago

      Girl, you’re the beaver queen.

      • @ickplant@lemmy.world
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        3•2 months ago

        Omg, I would so wear that.

      • @tyr0sine@mander.xyz
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        3•2 months ago

        The illustrious Beaver Queen from that year’s contest was named Jeannie Tailia. 😆

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        1•2 months ago

        You can’t fool owls!

  • @nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world
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    33•2 months ago

    You do realize that to maintain the natural balance there need to be billions of bacteriagirls for every beaver girl

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      26•2 months ago

      'Cause we are living in a microscopic world

      And I am a bacterial girl

  • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    31•2 months ago

    don’t let your cat girls outside, they tear up the local ecosystem

    • The Bard in GreenA
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      8•2 months ago

      Nyan?

    • _AutumnMoon_
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      5•2 months ago

      Maybe if the ecosystem didn’t want to be torn up it shouldn’t have been so tear-upable :3

  • @Batman@lemmy.world
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    7•2 months ago

    I’m a wolf girl >:3

    • @Klear@lemmy.world
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      6•2 months ago

    • @Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works
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      6•2 months ago

      There are two inside you.

  • @AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    7•2 months ago

    Beaver girls twerk, and suddenly - dam!

  • @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    7•2 months ago

    “Ay gurl, are you a centipede? Coz those legs don’t quit!”

  • @gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2•2 months ago

    The ecosystem is so hollowed out that higher-up the foodchain species like beaver have a tougher time feeding themselves, while lower-down species have to re-populate an underpopulated environment. of course you’d rather be a mouse than a beaver in these days.

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