Why is microsoft from Germany writing in English? Why don’t they just post it on their main Account which actually has a primarely English-speaking audience?
The original post (not shown in the screenshot) is from PBS, that’s why it says “Author” by their name. If it was in English (likely) it makes sense to answer in English as well.
Ok, the original post by PBS is just cropped out, that makes sense, thanks for the explanation
I want to fill a spoon with strawberry seeds and see how it tastes
So what this nerd is saying is that we can milk a strawberry??
Before the tech gets there, let’s commission some “art” on that subject?
(For real, the seeds being nuts is a stretch)
I’ve heard every combination of “[food] is actually [plant part]” so any time anyone says this type of sentence, I just roll my eyes.
Cabbages are actually tree trunks
Raspberries are actually tubers
Wheat is actually a berry
And oranges are actually an eldritch, ante-dimensional horror perpetrated by intelligent, unseen beings
Also acorns are the progenitors of oranges.
Like cashews!
I thought nuts had to come from trees, though.
Like, peanuts aren’t actually nuts.
There’s a legumes joke in there, but I dunno.
Peanuts claim to be nuts, but they aren’t a legumtimate part of the taxonomy.
I dunno.
What is a tree?
Well damn, I guess strawberries can be trees and nuts.
Is this why strawberries are common allergens? Like so much more common than other fruits?
While peanuts are not nuts, but legumes.
I hereby christen thee, pealegumes.
Like cashews?
This is nuts!
Strawberry nut flour - it’s gluten free!
Microsoft feigning innocence with cutesy trivia to distract us from their highly unethical business practices. Screw Microsoft. Use Linux 🐧.
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✍︎ arscyni.cc: modernity ∝ nature.Smelling roses has always reminded me of strawberries, although people think that’s strange. Taste and smell are connected and this explains it.
I wonder if people are allergic to strawberries are just allergic to the seeds then








