Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge’s “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”, 1798 (not colorized).
I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??
Yeah, I didn’t realize that when I first heard it. I guess that’s why it’s a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn’t be much of a punishment.
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :(
It’s a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Quit ruining my narrative with your facts and logic!
Ooh and that’s alright, I’m ok
I’ll pet the albatross
For one more day
