When are we going to do something about all these zombie satellites and other space junk just floating in a fixed orbit around earth for all eternity? We really should send somebody up there to clean up that mess.

You never outgrow it. You just learn to ignore the voice in your head that says “I don’t wanna” to fucking everything.

Never even saw it. I got too burned out by all the shitty sequels and spinoffs that I gave up on the Star Wars franchise long before that show came out. Solo, Obi Wan, and the Mandalorian were so god damn boring!

I am genuinely more hyped for this than any Star Wars content that Disney has put out since the purchase. They ruined my favorite franchise.

My 9th grade Spanish teacher taught us how to remember how to say who/what/when/where/why in Spanish by putting it to the tune of Jingle Bells. To this day that’s the only thing I remember from Spanish class, so yes I can confidently confirm that they work:

🎵 Por qué, why,
Quando, when,
Qué, what; donde, where.
Cuantos, how much; cómo, how,
Quien está, who is there?
Cuál! 🎵

🎵 Por qué, why,
Quando, when,
Qué, what; donde, where.
Cuantos, how much; cómo, how,
Quien está, who is there?
Which! 🎵

Quit ruining my narrative with your facts and logic!

Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :(

It’s also one of the reasons why they allow 3rd parties to run their own activation servers. All you gotta do is type a couple of lines in command prompt to change your activation servers from Microsoft’s to such a 3rd party, type in the volume license key they provide for free, and now you have a 100% legit copy of Windows, no cracks or workarounds needed.

Microsoft makes it so easy to activate Windows for free that there’s no way it was unintentional.

To lure people away from Steam and onto their platform. There is no ulterior motive. Origin does/did (IDK I haven’t played an EA game in years) this too for the same reason.

Fox Business*

Finally, an article that does a deep dive into every question I had about that song. This was much needed in my life; thank you for sharing it.

Somebody please make this porn

Agreed. More like this, please. Somebody link me.

Edit: This synopsis of Regulate by Nate Dogg and Warren G on Wikipedia is another good example.

SponsorBlock is useful for more than just skipping sponsored segments, you know. The name is misleading; It’s way more powerful than that. You can also add “Skip intro” and “skip credits” buttons to videos, just like it’s Netflix. Or skip filler and go straight to the meat of the video, like I just did.

Even if you don’t mind sponsored segments, you should still give it a try. Its got a lot of useful features. Just disable the sponsor skipping feature and enable the other stuff if you want.

Man I love SponsorBlock. Saved me 12 seconds, nearly half the video.

Edit: Direct link to the scream for those without.

With those specs I wouldn’t use it for anything other than a display for something, maybe a picture frame but more realistically I’d probably just take it straight to the recycling center.

I swear I already saw this film 20 years ago…

That’s why I’m here! :D

The developer of my favorite reddit app (dBrady, Relay for Reddit) decided to play along with Spez’s game and start charging for usage.

So I fucked off, and after testing every Lemmy app I could find, I settled on Voyager. It’s not optimized for foldables like Relay—and it’s swipe gestures aren’t as intuitive—but it’s close and still better than paying to use reddit.

Fuck reddit, and fuck Spez

Trump […] made a plea, still in capslock, for the U.S. Supreme Court to “SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL.”

SCOTUS now has the perfect opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Yes, listen to Trump. Save us from these MAGA hat monsters

Shit like this is why I’m glad that AMD stays on top of BIOS updates. Built my first AMD machine in 2022 and it’s blowing my mind that my motherboard is still being supported 3 years later. (I wanted to switch sooner, but my timing between builds was always bad. Missed out on Kuma, missed out on the Athlon era when they were embarrassing the Pentium 4.) When I was with Intel, I’d be lucky to get one BIOS update, if even that.

Can’t wait for the end of the AM5 platform in a few years, when I’ll be able to upgrade my 7700X to the latest X3D chip, and practically have a brand new PC all over again.