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Megapenguin Grandpa: Kids, did I ever tell you about when the Gigapenguins overthrew the Terapenguins?
Well now I want to talk to you about an extinct species of hairy-ass elephants. And they had hair all over, not just on their ass!
Fun fact, they were bald everywhere else.
it’s just a dude in a costume
Strong lovecraftian vibes here.
Ok but was it a true penguin, or a false penguin like all the extant species today?
I want one! Gimme!
Megafauna is (are?) dope
So huggable!
I bet it tasted so good. Like pork or something
Most seabirds taste like oily fish but with the texture of chicken.
Hot damn, fry that bad boy up and give me some tartar sauce
I was really sad to learn this, penguins look tasty.









