If his glutes were fused it’d make walking difficult
Plus he has a fully functional plug for the socket in the wall
“Smooth as an android’s bottom”
What does an android need with a dick?
Simple answer; to be fully functional.
(Also, the definition of android is an intelligent, automated machine made to resemble a human…)
Who put the torso on the rack facing forward but the hips facing backwards?
Someone aware of which body parts do what to a show’s age rating I imagine.
Because the prop department didn’t wanna fabricate a gold dong
You can hang up the hips simply by drilling a hole into the rack
Right. Like Soong is going to build an android that can’t do a proper slut drop.
Is it not aesthetically pleasing, sir?
If they’re supposed to mimic humans you’d want at least the shape of a booty. Otherwise you’d have an android walking around with Hank-Hill-Butt
He has a functioning cock too.
Oddly, it didn’t get it’s own display space.
I just noticed how weird it was to arrange all the body parts in that way in that display.
If the ship had been lost, damaged or abandoned or some reason and an alien species had come upon it … they would have seen this display and wondered what kind of weird crab like creatures inhabited this ship
Fuck it, let’s go in the opposite direction. We’re not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology
4 ass cheeks, but arranged in quadrants like the galaxy. Still only 1 b-hole right in the galactic center!
That is exactly what I was picturing, intersecting cracks for maximum output
1 poop, 3 rolls of TP, a bidet like a car wash
Absurd, obviously a top shelf android would have a self-cleaning ass. I’m imagining an energy based cleaning system, simply incinerate all contamination using fire or lasers emitted from within the butthole
I mean, he does eat and drink to try and be more human. Where did you think it went?
Well, he doesn’t digest. He doesn’t need to digest. So there are several options:
- temporary internal storage pouch, regurgitated later for recycling, or teleports it directly from his storage unit
- raw material for some matter:energy converter.
- mechanism, like a replicator. He takes in food and produces worthless but dense platinum.
- he’s got some simplified equivalent to a digestive system that breaks down biological material.
I lean toward the first. It’s the most space efficient, and wouldn’t bother him. The second is unlikely because he’d be able to function as an insanely powerful, world destroying bomb. The third is a very Star Trek solution. The fourth seems like a gross waste of space to no end. Is pooping that integral to understanding humans?
Didnt he say at one time he converts some of what he ingests into lubricant or coolant for his internal mechanisms?
You may be right. I don’t recall, but I believe it if you say so. Maybe Tasha liked him so much because he was “self-lubricating.”
I mean, I think, Occam’s Razor, he’s got a rudimentary, non-functioning facsimile of a digestive tract that takes all the food he mashes up in his mouth and pushes out his poop-shoot when he wants to empty himself. That would allow him to have a mostly human-like eating experience, which would aid him in his quest to be more human. I think Soong would have argued pooping is integral to the human experience (After all, he made Data able to pointless eat, drink, and fuck. Why draw the line there?), but even if he didn’t, having Data lean over a sink and regurgitate everything he swallowed at the end if the day feels pretty inhuman.
having Data lean over a sink and regurgitate everything he swallowed at the end if the day feels pretty inhuman.
I take it you’ve never known a bulimic.
Not implying it’s healthy or normal, but it’s not uncommon nor inhuman.
Sure, but it seems weird to program that in. Part of his journey to becoming more human should be developing his own body dysmorphia, not having one assigned to him.
Doesn’t everyone with body dysmorphia have it imposed by external sources? Media, social group, peers, parents… if it weren’t for external sources, would anyone have body dysmorphia?
Yes, but it should he on Data to find those external sources. What if Data chooses to hang out with bodybuilders, and instead develops MDD?
regurgitate everything he swallowed at the end if the day feels pretty inhuman.
There’s an ED joke in here but I’m not nearly spicy enough to make or post one.
For poopin silly
Ask not what an android needs with a buttcrack, ask instead what you need with that buttcrack.
