Nobody knows The Cure.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    Hopefully it doesn’t affect the Heart… is it transmissable by a Kiss, should I be worried?

    I don’t mean to go all Crazy on You, OP, but uh… this is gonna suck if I can’t Rock And Roll All Night and Party Everyday anymore…

    Like… where I live, there’s a lot of Scorpions… I could maybe move to where the virus… isn’t? Like Boston? Chicago?

    But then I’d … feel like a Foreigner.

    Man, this sucks, now I’m crying Tears for Fears, feel like I’m in Dire Straits =(

    Screw it! I’m just living in my car now, where I feel safest of all.

    Or… maybe I shouldn’t Rush into this… and just uh… relax, like my friend Frankie says…

    Sheesh.

    What a Blue Monday today turned out to be…

  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Was this joke inspired by the movie “Yesterday”, where all but one person forgot every song by the Beatles?

    • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      1 year ago

      This joke was inspired by me stealing it from somebody else on the internet. We’re a bunch of Fun Lovin’ Criminals here.

      (I know they’re from the 90’s, but I couldn’t help myself.)