Solid post, froge approved.

I wake up not hungry. I do wake up with an unnatural tendency to want a coffee before a shower, which is definitely a sign of addiction. But food is not a motivator for me to get out of bed
My motivator to get out of bed is not getting fired and feeding the cat. I seldom drink coffee. Made well I enjoy the taste, but it’s ever been good at keeping me awake or making me productive.
Made well I enjoy the taste, but it’s ever been good at keeping me awake or making me productive.
Same. I eventually figured out that this is likely a symptom of my adult ADHD, and I either need unhealthy amounts of coffee or something a little stronger
The problem is that most people who have casual conversations about quantum physics are just jerking each other off. They’re trying to impress each other by being able to describe ideas that other people came up with.
It’s kind of like when a parent thinks that their kid is a genius for being able to use an ipad. The talented people were the UI designers of the iPad, not the kid.
The time machine guy is at least trying to be funny.
Me and the lady say that about getting to the weekend quicker. It’s a fun thing to think of :)
Unless you sleep in the afternoon
how about a second breakfast?
Never had a frog for breakfast. Is that grape jelly inside?
My brain automatically read that in Keanu Reeves’s character from the movie Parenthood.
Bill and Ted’s might also work though.




