Hey you! Yes, you! Stand still, dammit! (How else am I supposed to give you my dong?)
“Damn, I could really use a penis now”
-the female octopus, probably
We dont need no masurbation.
We don’t need no birth control.
“Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?”
I wonder if they grow back and if they do I wonder if they would have myths about it growing back thicker if you do it right like people and beards
Is this a reference to The Wall?
Yes, specifically Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2
Here, this things been pissing me off.
Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It’s got the balls, don’t squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!
Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really… I can get another one so you can have this one… ok bye
Yeetin meat is neat
