Banana for size?

Ouch! Can you see from that eye?

Just be careful and never cut a hydraulic hose with any of your body parts near the cut. Hydraulic injection injuries look terrible. Similar for large truck tires, those are not like a tiny cybertruck tires, they can blow up and cause injury.

Guns don’t need wood parts anymore. I believe billionaire biomaterials work better? I’d say some testing is on order. We need some billionaires. I believe the bones are probably the sturdiest parts. And their teeth have gold.

Carlos is only 4’5"!

If you crush me, then reheat me to just below my melting point, then quench me back then crush me some more, my microgender structure gets stretched and tensed with smaller and smaller grains. I become harder and harder until my yield strength is equal to my ultimate strength. Deep down I’m still the same alloy but heat treated.

Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It’s got the balls, don’t squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!

Don’t you worry! Its just that they’re busy suing a grandma and a three year old. Once both are properly in jail for saying “it’s me Mario” in public, they’ll be back making their oh so great video games. Give them more money so they can start more lawsuits.

Okay Elon. Here at the grand canyon. Let’s take a photo… Step a little to the side…a little more. A little more…

I’m going to Portland or pornland, one of the two.

Because after 7 8 9, 0 probably 8 a bunch of other numbers, but O is even fatter so it probably 8 even more!

The department of dogs biting our nuts off DDBOU has been routed all the budget previously allocated for educational purposes. No further comment, thank you!

And again here… Latinos, with babies included, A-OK…1 pretty Canadian… Holy shit! The detention was a kidnapping!

Just saying, even this argument is a double standard. But OK. You gotta draw the line somewhere.

It’s okay to do the same to poor Latinos. But catch a scientists and I’m out of here!

So then Photoprism is going to lock my photos and ask my mom for money to see them?

Its selfhosting, not freehosting for yet another asshole company.

I started with handmedowns donated to my by someone from mastodon that was getting rid of junk computers. All tiny think stations.

Tell them you’ll bring the music but instead play books at them during quiet times…lord of the rings anyone?

If you don’t get the joke: the cherry farm was planted over the graves of all the antivaxers.

Are they kissing and making out?