The author really believes it and has even sued over it.
https://retractionwatch.com/2023/08/11/author- of-paper-on-covid-19-and-jade-amulets-sues-employer-for-mental-anguish-discrimination/
This pseudo science made the photosynthesis in my arepa produce chemtrail fuel
Here the Research Gate link if you want to check out the full extent of this XD http://dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30887.09128
I think I lost neurons reading that.
In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.
So long as that spot is 6 feet away from everyone else, they might be on to something. More research is required.
If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar
is that spot inside an active volcano?
What is this Star Trek incantation shit
I’m a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it’s just buzzword salad
I’m not stoned and same.
They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
You need a deflector dish to do that.
That made my head spin. Sorry about the pun - guilty as charged.
Magnets! How do they work!?!
Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R’lyehian incantations it contains.
Tekeli-li!
There is no
warpandemic in Ba Sing SeWas there a competition for longest paper title that I missed?
*blinks*
Wut?
