In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.
is that spot inside an active volcano?
So long as that spot is 6 feet away from everyone else, they might be on to something. More research is required.
If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar
magnetoborne virion transmission prevention
I think I lost neurons reading that.
Just the weak ones. Collectively, your brain is now stronger.
Here the Research Gate link if you want to check out the full extent of this XD http://dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30887.09128
This pseudo science made the photosynthesis in my arepa produce chemtrail fuel
Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R’lyehian incantations it contains.
Tekeli-li!
What is this Star Trek incantation shit
I’m a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it’s just buzzword salad
I’m not stoned and same.
*blinks*
They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
That made my head spin. Sorry about the pun - guilty as charged.
You need a deflector dish to do that.
There is no
warpandemic in Ba Sing SeThe author really believes it and has even sued over it.
https://retractionwatch.com/2023/08/11/author- of-paper-on-covid-19-and-jade-amulets-sues-employer-for-mental-anguish-discrimination/
Magnets! How do they work!?!
Was there a competition for longest paper title that I missed?
Wut?
