What landed on the destination transporter pad was somehow even worse
oh what the fuck
now I want the full story to exist
Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.
Be sure to set your ceiling fan height appropriately
Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait…yes…exactly like that.
Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.
Need a new ENT doc?
Advanced facial necrosis
So I’m at Burning Man and my buddy is like “Hey, do you feel a little weird?” and I’m like “Yeah, yeah, I feel a little weird. Why?” And he’s like “'Member those cookies my girlfriend gave our camp at dinner time?” I’m like “Yeah. Why?” He’s like “Well, here’s the thing…”
Not the x-ray glasses you need but the ones you deserve
Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:
“Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!”
never learn how the sausage is made unless you’re going to work with sausage making.
“Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out.”
Looks like they drank too much RadiThor
