It also propels itself forward by discharging high velocity watermarks.
I liked the meme, but your comment got an actual chuckle from me. Thanks for the laugh, friend
If there is one thing I’ve learned from Physics, is that everything is relative.
Killer borb
Pictured above, a bird whose wings double as ears
Me writing my resume in third person
For those interested in this species, this is actually called a “Long-tailed tit”. This particular one is of the caudatus subspecies, recognizable by its pure white head, like this
It’s a really cool bird
Reminds me of the indie game, Skate Bird.
The photographer who took this photo barely escaped with his life.
That’s a snowball.
I know it’s a joke but it bugs me because foot-pound is energy not pressure
We all know that this bird is a murder hobo.
Which… really just makes it cuter.
Sweet, a Long-tailed Tit.
Pssssh. The bag is wet, move in! Pssssh!
Has anyone measured the impedance of that bird? It could be in the trillions of ohms! Terrifying if you think about it!