It also propels itself forward by discharging high velocity watermarks.
I liked the meme, but your comment got an actual chuckle from me. Thanks for the laugh, friend
For those interested in this species, this is actually called a “Long-tailed tit”. This particular one is of the caudatus subspecies, recognizable by its pure white head, like this

Me writing my resume in third person
The photographer who took this photo barely escaped with his life.
It’s a really cool bird
Reminds me of the indie game, Skate Bird.
If there is one thing I’ve learned from Physics, is that everything is relative.
That’s a snowball.
Pictured above, a bird whose wings double as ears
Killer borb
Has anyone measured the impedance of that bird? It could be in the trillions of ohms! Terrifying if you think about it!
Sweet, a Long-tailed Tit.
Pssssh. The bag is wet, move in! Pssssh!
We all know that this bird is a murder hobo.
Which… really just makes it cuter.
I know it’s a joke but it bugs me because foot-pound is energy not pressure











