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Varven@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What is the right way to have your toilet paper?

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What is the right way to have your toilet paper?

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Varven@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Catsrules@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    What did they do before 1891?

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      Three seashells?

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        Poop knife.

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          Did you know there is poop knife merch?? I now have a poop knife shirt from Amazon

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        lmao they don’t know how to use the three seashells

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      In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

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      Your hands or water or a sponge that is then cleaned in water. It’s actually really interesting, and I encourage you and everyone else to read up on it.

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        or water

        Also known as a bidet, or washlet. It’s the only way to fly.

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          I have a cheap bidet and I can confirm it is the way to go. I wish I could afford one of the good ones that warms the water and shoots out hot/cool air to dry you afterwards, but the cheap one is still leagues above tp or wipes.

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      Discarded corn cobs and pages from the Sears Roebuck catalog. At least in midwestern USA.

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      They had it roll the other way

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      Wipe their ass with newspaper?

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