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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Friendly reminder that Chuck Norris is a piece of crap

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Friendly reminder that Chuck Norris is a piece of crap

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Mandatory forehead tattoos? I dunno, sounds suspiciously like the Mark of the Beast™

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      Naw, the mark of the beast is donned willingly. Most of the ones I see are red hats that say “Make America Great Again” in white text.

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        It makes them easy to separate for entry upon the short bus 😁

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    Anyone remember when he preyed on the greatest fears of Christians to manipulate the vote by implying that Obama is the Antichrist?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90

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      Wooo, thats a dusty comment section! Didnt know chuck had drank so much of the kool-aid. Thanks for sharing.

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    Anybody got a source on that quote? Looked for a minute but didn’t find proof he said that. Chuck is a dumbass and those sentiments are echoed here, but this kind of seems like a fake meme quote to me. Please provide a source if I’ve missed it!

    • EatATaco@lemm.ee
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      OP doesn’t care about the truth, only finding reasons to be outraged. Take everything they post with a huge grain of salt.

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    What does Bruce Lee have to do with this?

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      Known Atheist, could beat the living shit out of Chuck Norris… had it filmed once.

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      They were both famous around the same time, had similar followings and Lee was an atheist.

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      Norris won a martial arts tournament, and Lee invited him to be the last or second to last boss fight of a movie he was working on, it’s how Norris got famous, in the film Lee beats him, idk. I thought it was just a pop culture reference.

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        Norris and Lee sparred a few times off camera. Norris said of the experience, “I only ever touched him because he let me.”

        • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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          Well, yeah… Chuck is about as formidable as soft cheese.

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      He mentions Bruce Lee in the same post.

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    Wow did he really say that? He instantly went from 0 to 100 on the asshole scale. I’ll definitely spread the word.

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      Don’t know if he said that, but he is a conservative piece of shit.

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      He wrote it in a tongue-in-cheek article.

      I don’t like the guy, but I read the article and I chuckled a couple of times.

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        Chuckle Nortis

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    If I was president I would make Tuesdays a holiday

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      deleted by creator

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    He also has some supplement brand that him and his kid sell that he claims cured his wife after she was poisoned by an MRI or something like that. Don’t quote me on it. That’s just what I remember from his trash youtube ads.

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    If I was president I would make all automatic checkouts illegal unless they provide a discount to the customer for using them oh and all those stupid one way barriers at the entrances of storrs must be smashed with hammers

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    That’s a great way for ol’Chuck Norris to finally put those jokes to rest when he messes with the wrong atheist.

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    A religious dumbass would oppress and attack others? Shocker.

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      Such a good movie!

      I remember watching it as a kid and being like “is that chuck Norris?”

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    wait if I am a non american atheist can I get my own country’s flag instead of Muricah?

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      No.

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    If I was president I’d pull anything he’s ever “acted” in citing it’s a form of abuse.

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