The most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.
It’s almost like luck and nepotism are more important for success than ability.
Celebrity deathmatch anyone?
The game was great too.
Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.
Edit: feel free to quote me if I’m wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?
Never pick a fight with an android. I thought everybody knew that.
Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?
Hey now, badgers are lovely creatures
How is that not the Onion
I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.
The internet was a mistake.
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Can’t we just put all the billionaires in a cage, like rats in a bucket ala that scene in Skyfall, and just oops accidentally forget to release them? Or I dunno, just spitballing ideas here, some kind of sealed carbon fiber tube at the bottom of the Atlantic?
Celebrity Death Match, please





