My moneys on Zuck

  • AlternateRoute@lemmy.ca
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    3 years ago

    My money would also be on Zuck, he is in great shape and also does judo competitions.

    Elon is pale and round, he sleeps at the office and is a workaholic.

  • g0nz0li0@beehaw.org
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    3 years ago

    I feel weird supporting Zuck, but the thought of someone knocking that shit-eating grin off Elon’s face…

    • nnewton@beehaw.org
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      3 years ago

      Seriously, this is the first time I’ve been on his side I think ever….I don’t like it, but I stand by it.

  • SomeGuyNamedPaul@beehaw.org
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    3 years ago

    I’m a long-time proponent of the participants of such matches being handed a single brick before they go into whatever closed room or arena has been agreed upon. Also leave a third brick in the middle of the area. It creates a certain degree of strategy. It also livens up the “just hugging” part of the fight that many UFC or boxing matches kinda devolve into.

    Do you throw the brick? Use it to block a thrown brick? Use it add a blunt weapon? Plus you need to get that third brick, but doing so exposes you to getting hit with a brick as you bend down to get it. There’s so many choices it’s like rock, paper, scissors except it’s just brick, brick, brick.

  • AndrewOz@beehaw.org
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    3 years ago

    Much prefer a cage match between Musk and one of the many Twitter employees he stiffed. I am sure there would be no shortage of Twitter volunteers.

  • Mothra@mander.xyz
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    3 years ago

    They’ve made a Trump-Biden AI debate, what are you creatives waiting to make a Musk-Zuck Mortal Kombat stream?

  • GolGolarion@pathfinder.social
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    3 years ago

    wait like, not as a metaphor but an actual cage match? Why-- actually nah, i’m all for it, sure. I’ll be rooting for cage to win.