I’d be you sometimes if I wasn’t so busy being me. Sometimes it might be cool to be you and not me. Even something as benign as the way your mouth feels when closed,

do your teeth line up better than mine? Or have you developed a weird way for your jaw to rest due to clipping teeth if you’re not careful.

Anyways I think it’s my turn to report in on the huddle so bye

It is so brave of you to share your struggle with that horrible affliction with us here.

I’m weird. No sacaram intended.

I’m… blessed with experience.

… Approaching 60 BTW

Same, my family has lived in this house for more than 100 years. My great grandfather build it with his own hands. My grandfather and father were farmers. Now there’s new folks from the city who payed top dollar for their houses. They’re all complaining about the farm and everything my or my family does. The old neighbourhood is slowly dying (from old age), but those folks knew how to live in a rural area. These new folk want to apply the rules of the city here. I guess they’ll be turning into a suburb within the next 20 years.

but who wants to pay $8.39 for a box of organic hippy brand cereal?

I especially hate this for soda. If you end up buying lunch or something at one of those flue flue stores, then you can’t get a regular ol diet coke or similar. You end up having to pay 5x as much for some weirdo branded “cola” that tastes like shit and pretension.

Have you considered trying to be a market disruptor by leasing drugs?

In contrast, I’m doing the most drugs.